titled lack the luster
rated R
summary He has a knack for flipping relationships around like pancakes, all the while teaching you how to grow a garden.
warnings for sexual and flowers and school!AU and crackangst.
notes originally here. ~7000 words written for anohana_acc (whose submission looks amazing, btw) at sn_exchange. A huge derp for everyone else, because this ( Read more... )

Title: Forgettable 800
Pair: bitpieces of SasuSai
Summary: He doesn't like the way Sai paints.
Notes: more short weird shit for you!

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( $6.99 magic markers from Wal-Mart. )

the last four days; from demigod_elite 's drabblememe and narutobanged 's drabble ficathon. these are all highly-concentrated bursts of insanity, so please don't hurt yourself. /o/

( latvian gambits and sun gods )

Title: Just a wind away from happy
Pairing: SasuNaru.
Rating: PG-15.
Summary: Because love transcends time, and the wind carries it all.
Warnings: Saptastic ending, crazy love relationships and a whole lotta dirty talk. From a 69-year-old. AU LIKE THERE HAS BEEN NO PRECEDENT FOR SASUNARU AU.
Notes: This was originally posted on sanityinasylum  a year ago ( Read more... )

Title: The Pop Is Dead; Long Live The Super Flat
Pairing: Deidara/whore, whore/Deidara, no joke. Some implied ItaDei, as well. Oh and remember Kurotsuchi? Yeah, that pretty little thing who went along with the Tsuchikage to the summit. She's in here, too.
Warnings: Extensive abuse of the fuck word, switch-frames, Victor Hugo, an unexpectedly ( Read more... )

Title: I like my girls with their sunny-sides up
Rated: pish-posh 15.
Warnings: LANGUAGE, light-hearted angst, my very own brand of magical realism. Lots and lots of food.
Pairings: InoChou+Sakura, InoShika, implied SasuNaru? (Including the whole Sasuke-comes-back-and-behaves-himself!-realm.)
Summary: Chouji learned to wax poetics in his mother's ( Read more... )